Unsolicited Wetness

Unsolicited wetnesssss...That says it all. Grosssss.

It comes from three sources: splash, spray, and on surfaces. None better than the other
Ughhhhh!

Customer Service

The other day I went to a restaurant where the service was, let's say... too good.
How, you may ask?. Well, let me explain: the waiter did everything by the book. He was nice, but not convincingly nice.

The problem was that once the food arrived he stopped at our table every two and a half minutes asking: Is everything OK?

 After the tenth time I wanted to kill him.

Is there such a thing as too much of a good thing?

Peace and Quiet

I'm a napper. So, for me to have the opportunity of taking a short nap on a Saturday afternoon is heaven. The problem is that my "landscaper" (a.k.a lawn mower) decides to cut my lawn while I rest.

Do you know more annoying noises than the mower and (even worst) the grass blower?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee.... 


The end of peace

Vibratherapy

For a moment, I was just seating there with my mind on hold; not thinking of anything. Suddenly my gut started to vibrate. Softly first. The vibration was in crescendo taking over other parts of my body: my head and ears, then the seat, then the rear view mirror until the whole car was vibrating.

Boommmm, boommmm, boommmm.

I was just waiting in my car for a long lasting red light to change until a fellow driver with a hundred thousand hertz of subwoofer stopped behind me.

Boommmm, boommmm, boommmm.

1000 Little Annoyances: The toughest test.

1000 Little Annoyances: The toughest test.: I take this test more often that I'd like: We have a social event. I'm instructed to be dressed impeccably and I obey. When I'm ready I se...

The toughest test.

I take this test more often that I'd like: We have a social event. I'm instructed to be dressed impeccably and I obey. When I'm ready I seat and read, watch TV or...wait.

Then I hear the sound of steps (meaning high heals) coming down the hallway and I start trembling!!!

Here comes the question: "How do I look...?"

I know that there is no right answer to that. Imagine what would happen if I say...I don't like that dress, or ...mmmm, your hair looks... The better answer is...you look beautiful, as always...

The comment is: "...yeah, right. ...You didn't even looked at me! Let's go!"

Ufff. I survived once more

Look who’s driving

What a shock, even though it's not the first time…

I was driving in the middle lane. A car driving on my right decided to move to my lane without even noticing I was there and cut me off. Hey, what’s that! Look who’s driving!!!

Woof, Woof

Fido was driving..., or at least it looked like it. Fido was just seating on the drivers lap, showing it’s delighted face and tong through the open window. The driver didn’t see me because Fido was blocking his left field of vision.

Is it me, or are we too complacent with our pets. Try to do this with a kid and see what happens. Everyone should respect the rules, on and off the road.

Don't you agree?

Parade Makers

I just don't like when I have to take part in a parade I don't want to be in.

I'm talking about people that drive way under the speed limit blocking everyone that's driving at or "slightly " over the speed limit.

Com 'on, move, you #€£¥%

beep, beep, beeeeeep!!!