Saturday, December 10, 2011

Double the pleasure (for Ceci)


Some people love chewing gum. It freshens up your breath, allegedly cleans
your teeth, tastes good, etc. That’s all ok. The issue is when you share it.
No, I don’t mean the gum…blaghhh. I mean the noise of chewing it with an open
mouth.
Chum, chum, chum.
If you have a chewer in close proximity (we’ve all had that,haven’t we?)
the desperation increases as the chewer keeps his/her tempo, only
to brake it with the occasional POP! of a bubble.
Better yet if they make two bubbles at once and echo their own pop.
Shut your mouth!
It drives me crazy!

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