On a plane 1

A friend volunteered this one during dinner last night. He was one of the first passengers to go on a plane. He was seating in coach on an isle seat for a long flight. He started to see the other passengers boarding. A very voluminous passenger was walking down the isle. My friend thought: I hope he's not seating next to me! To his relief, the passenger passed by. Uffff!, saved by the bell.



Two seconds later the guy comes back and signals that he's seating on the window seat. Well, my friend thought: I hope the middle seat remains empty. Few minutes later, a well developed body-builder with five feet wide shoulders walks down the isle. At this time only a prayer can help: Please God, don't let him seat next to me! God was busy doing something else and didn't hear his prayers...



Later on the body-builder went to the restroom and never returned. While disembarking, my friend moved over to allow the voluminous companion to get out of the seat row and he stepped on my friends foot...!